My 10 Rules of the Road

These rules are just common sense for the courteous driver.

1. If you're not going to drive 1-5 mph over the speed limit, at least drive the speed limit.


2. Travel as fast as the flow of traffic.


3. If there is someone within 100 feet of you, use your turn signal.


4. When turning right, stay to the right. When turning left, stay to the left.


5. When 2 lanes merge, alternate accordingly.


6. Extinguish cigarettes into an ashtray and not out the window.


7. If you're lost, turn your hazzards on and pull to the side of the road.


8. Remember to use the left lane of a highway for passing.


9. If you're on the highway and see a police officer already giving someone a ticket, don't slam on your brakes. He's already busy.


10. Don't be a self-centered ass. Be aware of other drivers.

Enemy #2: Tractors and Landscape Trucks

You see that long line of cars in your rear view mirror?? That's everyone trying to get to work in the morning! Why don't they look happy? Because you're going 13 mph!!! Be courteous and move over!

Enemy #1: School Busses

School busses!! Seeing that yellow monstrosity makes me cringe. It was never this bad a few years ago when school bus stops use to exist. Now they stop to pick up each spoiled kid in front of their homes. Really?! Walk a little you little jerks!
Wow, blogging does feel good.

Hello World

I hope to find this medium a great outlet to the frustrations I encounter as soon as I get behind the wheel. Granted half the problems I have with bad drivers is that I too suck. I have no patience which adds to the fire.